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The Royal wedding at our school!


To celebrate the wedding, our school has had a party with bubbly (lemonade).We took all our tables outside and had a mini street party.

We learnt the national anthem which goes like this:

God save our gracious queen,

long live our noble queen,

god save the queen,

send her victorious,

happy and glorious,

long to reign over us,

god save the queen!


Hope you enjoyed it as much as we did!



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Doctor Doctor I think I’m a dog


No pets allowed


Survival Tip number 295

How do I stop snakes biting me?

Stop biting the snakes.


What did the mother buffalo say to her son when he went to school?




What’s yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard.


What’s yellow and sings?

Lark infested custard.


What’s yellow and goes woof woof?

Bark infested custard.


What’s not yellow but still dangerous?

Shark infested yoghurt.


What’s yellow and grey smells of bananas and is not dangerous?

A shark eating some banana custard, but don’t worry, he wont

 Bite, because banana custard is quite filling


What’s yellow mushy and smells of bananas?

Shark sick.


My best friend Sunil eats balloons and drinks lots of very loud tunes.

He’s shaped like a pear

And is full of air

When he hiccups he burps out cartoons! 




When were all asleep in bed

My uncle frank unscrews his head

He fixes on another one and sets off for a night of fun.


It really gave me quite a jolt,

The first time that I saw the bolt,

Which uncle proudly showed to me in the cellar after tea?


He says the reason for his fame

Is that we share a famous name

Oh, I forgot to tell you mine,

Our family name is Frankenstein.


 Down in the jungle where the grass grows green,

a black cat sat on a sewing machine,

the sewing machine began to hum

and put 56 stiches in the black cat’s bum.